Thursday, July 31, 2014

My Favorite Quotes/Lines - How the White Trash Zombie Got Her Groove Back

How The White Trash Zombie Got Her Groove Back by Diana Rowland

* Spoilers are highlighted like so - :)

“Shit. Looked like I was going to college.”

“Only an idiot wouldn’t like me. I’m dangerously likable.”

“Hindsight is some awesomely useless shit,...”

“When you don’t have anything else, sometimes pride is all that’s left.”

“I’m squishing you with my love.”

“At this rate I was going to get a gold medal at Fucking Up.”

“I’m wearing death on my butt, I thought, then coughed to cover the slightly hysterical giggle that bubbled up.”

“Screw jiu jitsu. Sometimes a girl had to fight dirty.”

“None of this shit was black and white, and everything had consequences.”

“In other words a badass mofo.”


“It has nothing to do with what you were, it’s about who you are.”

Wednesday, July 30, 2014

"Waiting On" Wednesday - Opposition

"Waiting On"  Wednesday is a weekly event, hosted by Jill at Breaking the Spine, that spotlights upcoming releases that we're eagerly anticipating.

This week I'm waiting on...  

Opposition by Jennifer L. Armentrout

* Book will be released August 5, 2014

Check out the description from Goodreads:

"Katy knows the world changed the night the Luxen came.  
She can't believe Daemon welcomed his race or stood by as his kind threatened to obliterate every last human and hybrid on Earth. But the lines between good and bad have blurred, and love has become an emotion that could destroy her—could destroy them all.  
Daemon will do anything to save those he loves, even if it means betrayal.  
They must team with an unlikely enemy if there is any chance of surviving the invasion. But when it quickly becomes impossible to tell friend from foe, and the world is crumbling around them, they may lose everything— even what they cherish most—to ensure the survival of their friends…and mankind.  
War has come to Earth. And no matter the outcome, the future will never be the same for those left standing."

This series just draws me right into the story and I can’t believe this is going to be the last book. The story is soapy yet awesome and this whole alien invasion angle looks like it'll make for a truly epic ending.

Tuesday, July 29, 2014

Review - Perfected

Perfected by Kate Jarvik Birch

* Read via NetGalley for review

4 gnomes out of 5 gnomes

This is such a weird book. I was surprised by how much this book just drew me into it’s world. I stayed up until three in the morning on a Saturday to finish it.

The world of this book is just, well interesting but wrong. It’s in some future time where it’s legal to have pets in the United States (not dog and cat kind of pets but genetically engineered girls as pets.)  These pets are taught at their kennels to be pretty much ornaments for whoever buys them.

This is told from the point of view of one of the pets. All she knows is how she’s supposed to act and what’s expected of her. Things get interesting though when she starts to have feelings for someone.

There is a menacing feeling about the whole book and doing what is right for these pets. This book will definitely stay with you.

Monday, July 28, 2014

Rachel Reviews - Echopraxia

Echopraxia by Peter Watts

* Read via NetGalley for review.

4 out of 5 gnomes

The book Echopraxia by Peter Watts is narrated by the main character, Daniel Brüks, and takes place in the future. Climate Changes have resulted in deserts in Oregon where we find Brüks, on an encouraged sabbatical to do field work in biology after his previous work killed thousands of people. His work mainly involves tagging and cataloging different mutations in desert reptiles found outside of the Bicameral Hive monastery, guarded by a pet tornado. One night his perimeter alarms start going off and after careful observation, he finds out that zombies are in the area. He runs to the monastery and gets let in just before the pet tornado is let loose on the undead. Then things start to get interesting.

This book takes you a wild ride from beginning to end. It was a bit confusing at first, but that could be because I haven’t read Blindsight, the precursor to Echopraxia. I give Watts full credit for still being able to include enough exposition to explain the cataclysmic events that led to this future while keeping us in the second book and keep the reader interested. It’s never easy to start with the second book of a series, but Watts’ writing is up to the task.

The vast majority of this book’s content, it seems to me, is philosophical in nature. Arguments between Brüks and Lillian over matters of faith vs. science, whom to put your faith into, etc. make up a lot of the dialog. There are also internal monologues for Brüks that go into matters of what makes a person a person and what is the cost of giving up your personality to become part of the Bicameral Hive Mind. I know that, as a Philosophy major I probably find this more interesting than most, but don’t discount the setting and the story. Watts has a tough task of keeping the science and the philosophy within the realm of possibility (he has quite the bibliography backing him up) while keeping the reader entertained and he does it. Brüks is on a ship with an old soldier, who lost his son on the ship that they are looking for; a translator for the Bicamerals, who follows them on blind faith; a pilot, who considers Brüks a roach; and a super-smart, super-strong vampire. There is plenty else going on for the reader.

There are a few things, though, that didn’t seem to work for me. I don’t know if Rakshi, the pilot, just doesn’t know how to use grammar or talks so fast that grammar is not needed, but she was constantly talking in run-on sentences with no punctuation. It was only her, though, so it’s probably part of her character. Then there’s the religious iconography at the end of the story that just didn’t seem to fit the book so well for me. It was more off-putting than resolution-finding. Then again, maybe the purpose of the ending was to leave me with questions.

Echopraxia certainly provided me with a lot of food for thought while in an interesting setting that, while confusing at times, ultimately made sense and was entertaining. Overall, I give this book 4 Gnomes. And while I encourage you to read Echopraxia, I recommend you start with Blindsight so you won’t have the same confusion problems I did in the beginning of reading.

Saturday, July 26, 2014

Grandma Joanne

I am nervous as heck and more than a little bit freaked out because I plan to speak at the memorial service for my Grandma today. I'm going to miss her so much and I knew I just had to say something. 

Here's what I'm going to say:


You took us on adventures to the car wash (which you somehow made fun.)
You fed us those frozen meals with the penguin on the package.
You always had coupons and let us choose where to go.
You retired more times than I can remember and then promptly found something new.
You were always there and ready to go to any of our important events.
You had a horrible sense of direction but we always got there in the end.
You made us feel important and most of all loved.

We will miss you.

Monday, July 21, 2014


Got the sad news that my Grandma just passed away. While dealing with all the planning and chaos Bibliognome will be on hiatus until at least July 28th. 

Thanks for understanding.

Review - White Trash Zombie Apocalypse

White Trash Zombie Apocalypse by Diana Rowland

4 out of 5 gnomes

I just love this series so much because it has such a unique yet awesome take on zombies. The main character is also someone who you can seriously root for.

She’s trying really hard to improve her life but man there are plenty of obstacles besides the whole being a zombie part.

Angel goes back and forth a lot on whether Marcus is the right guy for her. It is not always easy for them and there are real problems there. I not so secretly hope that she ends up with somebody else.

I’m very happy that Angel’s relationship with her dad is improving. (Even though after the first book I was kind of wondering why she still even spoke to him.) There is some real growth there and hopefully he and Angel continue to try to be better.

Another reason I like this depiction of zombies is the zombie mafia/family that Angel continues to discover more about. The regular mafia is scary but the zombie mafia can be downright terrifying.

Angel’s getting in deeper and well sometimes it’s hard to see the good in the good guys. There is also plenty of ambiguity/lots of characters fall in the not a hundred percent good/not a hundred percent bad category. She also has an interesting effect on someone else that I can’t wait to see explored further.

If you haven’t checked out this series and like dark humor and or zombies than this series is definitely for you.